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January 25, 2005
The Flotsam and Offal of Sad Young Lives
We got my husband's car back. It is crunched and battered and currently not running, but we didn't have to pay any impound fees due to at last admitted clerical errors. My superhero power is that when I need to, I can wield a phone like a weapon.
Here's what was in it. Note the significant lack of fly-fishing equipment:
1. generic packs of cigarettes (2)
2. Blink 182, U2, Lauren Hill, Natural Born Killer soundtrack cds
3. note from Tanya to Thomas explaining how she never came back to meet him because she had to meet Rob to move some speakers and shit, and that she wasn't driving right now because she had to wait until her trial
4. blank visitor application form for the King County Juvenile Detention Center
5. handwritten schedules of visitation hours for Jeff and Brian
6. scratched out, non-winning Lotto tickets (4)
7. pee smell
8. cigarette butts (lots)
9. Covergirl face powder
10. baby stroller
Sometimes, you don't even need to wait for karma to get someone. They've already been jinxed.
AND BY THE WAY, DUMBASSES, NEXT TIME YOU STEAL A CAR DON'T LEAVE YOUR CDS WITH YOUR LAST NAME WRITTEN ON THEM IN THE CAR WHEN YOU DITCH IT.
Posted by Max at January 25, 2005 12:35 AM