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June 27, 2005

step one

This weekend was a bit of a blur, but a few interesting things stand out. At a salad bar where I was attempting to grab some quick 'n' healthy vittles prior to signing my life away, I overhead two tan, bikini-top clad teenage girls debating whether or not chick peas were really "cow stomach glands". These are the sort of girls that the Bean will one day be groping in the backs of their daddies' BMWs. I'm so going to play an endless loop whispering "band camp" into his room every night from now on. Band girls are cool.

On the airplane back, during dinner, the man next to me dropped a large quantity of something soft and slippery into my shoe, and I couldn't attend to it for a while because our trays were down, trapping us in our seats. The only thing that got me through it was thinking how much more my friend Rocky would have been freaking out than I was.

And I think we bought a house.

Posted by Max at June 27, 2005 09:17 PM

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